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Raat k 3 bjy Meera apne boyfriend se,
“Flying my sleeping, u r yourself sleeping?”
Boyfriend: Matlab?
Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 639 views
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