What is the difference between bus & cycle

Hindi Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?

Funny Gujarati: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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