On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend

On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend Asks Him
Darling On Our Engagement Day
Will You Give Me A Ring
Sardar :
Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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