Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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Kitaab kholne se jo nind aati hai na...
wo neend ki goliyaan khane se bhi nahi aati =)) :D
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