Kuch To Daro
School Ke Bahar Ek Ladki Ro Rahi Thi, Ladke Ne Jakar Ladki Se Puchha.
Ladka: “Ro Kyun Rahi Hai?”
Ladki: “Marks Kam Aaye”
Ladka: “Kitne Aaye?”
Ladki: “92%”
Ladka: “Khuda Ka Khof Kar Kalmuhi, Itne Mein To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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