SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga

Mom: Q?

Son: job Karonga

Mom: 4TH CLass Parrh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?

Son: three CLass Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga..:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views

Gobar Jaisa Khana

Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….

Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Padosi:Yar tere ghar se Hmesha

Padosi:Yar tere ghar se Hmesha Hasne ki Awaz aati h Khushi ka Raaz kya h...m? Husband:Meri BV muje jute marti h Lag jaye to wo hsti h,na lge to me hsta hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women's revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maalik Naukar say

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main

2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?


Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Red Tie Aur Sardar

Sardar G Ko Invitatn Mila K:
Aap Ne Party Mein RED Tie Pehan Ke Aani Hai

Sardar G Party Mein Punhchey
To Dekha K Logon Ne Pent Shirt Bhi Pehni Hui Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)