SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga
SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga
Mom: Q?
Son: job Karonga
Mom: 4TH CLass Parrh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?
Son: three CLass Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga..:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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