Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.
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