Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..
Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D
Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya
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