Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D

Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 922 views

Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha

Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k... mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Break fail ho gai hai

Sardar:o bike kiun teez kar di hai?

Pathan:break fail ho gai hai is se pehay k accident ho jae jaldi ghar punch jate hain.

Sardar:shabash aur teez kar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan got jo telenor call centre

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?

Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)