Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1091 views
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