Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl Wife returns from USA

Husband: where’s my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 759 views

dewar

Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

I failed my driver’s test

I failed my driver’s test.

The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?”

I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Go and water the plants

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Mohan thand mein buri tarah se

Mohan thand mein buri tarah se kaanp raha tha, uske bete ne doctor ko phone lagaya aur kaha: Doctor uncle jaldi se ghar aa jao.

Doctor: Kaya hua?
Beta: Bimari ka pata nahi , per haan papa subhah se vibration mode per hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)