hanso khelo naacho
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
HoHoHoHoho
HaHaHaHaHa
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 749 views
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