Pathan k ghar beta hua ! Pathan ne usy goud mein lia . . . ! . . Usne sussu kr dia.

Pathan Nurse se bola: Baji dosra de do ye leek hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views

pathan in interview

Ek pathan interview dene gaya us say pucha gaya aap kitne behen bhai hain..
Pathan: 5 behen bhai,
In mein aapka No kon sa hay?
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Pathan: Mera No Zong ka hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Banta: Do u know why women

Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.
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Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)