Judge: You are crossingthe

Judge: You are crossingthe limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you callme saala?
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Lawyer:My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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