Faqeer

Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do

Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,

Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me

Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 772 views
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