Faqeer
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 777 views
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After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.
Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.
Sabot to uthalo
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sir:
saal ke kitny mosam hen
Bcha:
4
Sir:
konse
Bcha:
1. Hartal or
Dharna
2. Double sawari, Mobile or CNG band
3. Dhamaka
4. Election.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha…
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
WAKEEL:
My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab K Safa Number
15 K Mutabik Mere Mowakkil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaye,
JUDGE:
Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye,
(Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi)
Judge Ne Safa Numbr 15 Khola
To Us Mein 5000 K 4 Note Thay,
JUDGE:
Es Tarha K 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Ki Jayen.:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)