AFTAB to SHAHRUKH
AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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