Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do
Pndit-Q?
Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi
P-Agr Narq Gya To?
Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1154 views
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