i'm @ the police station now

I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 749 views
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Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy

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Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy

Notes Banata Hy Notes.

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Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
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ooper daikhte hoe bola:

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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”

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