Gadhe Ka Aashirwad
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, "Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?"
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, "Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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