Airplane
Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
Uske Dost ne pucha k
O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??
Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views
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Great insult…!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
ek Ladki Baithi hui thi
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Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie
Chahiye…….. ??
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Ladki – Nahi Mera
Boyfrnd Hain Mere
Sath.!.
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When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
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