Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu nhi sudhrega ...

Pappu nhi sudhrega ...........
Pappu : Mumy papa na nokrani k
saath. . .

Mom ( bat ko bich me hi kat'te huye) : Bus beta tmharay papa aaye to unke saamnay mujhay batana. . . me aaj dekh lungi unhay. . .

Sham ko jab pappu k papa aaye?!!!

Mom: Haan beta aap subha kya keh rhay thay?

Pappu:
Wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rahay thay jo baju walay uncle aap k saath kartay hain :D :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Did Ramesh furnish his

Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?

Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Parosi ka Bacha

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai :)

Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta :)

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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… :D

Geo Pakistani grls

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pesa milne ka chance

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo
es se app ke ezat nai barte balke
kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate
hain......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Essay on Class Teacher

Class Teacher Ne Students Ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"

Pe 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thori Der Bad 1 Student Ne Uth Kr Pucha:

Sir'Kanjar' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hain? :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager ne aane wale se

Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai

Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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