Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1146 views
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