Train Par Chad Gaya
Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.
Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train
Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well
Done“.
Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha
Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1736 views
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