Sonay k baad bi us k hath ka angutha hilta raha


faraz


us ko 15 rupee me 1000 sms karne ki adat ho gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 933 views

2 hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq

Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye

Pyar To Use Kehte Hai

Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye Aur Pyar Amar Ho Jaye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Perfect example of confidence

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Laloo was going

Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her.

Sardarji asked: WHY ?

Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)