Romentic comments

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to
her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer
pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 554 views
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