Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.
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