Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 833 views

What was he doing when u arrested him?

judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aashiqui 3 Funny Song Facebook

Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
.
.
Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
.
.
Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
.
.
.
Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?

Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ka Pyar
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Dost:

Grdnain q nai katin

Srdar:

Wo pehly he kti pari thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)