Funny
Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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.
Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 902 views
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