2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.

2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
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Pehla charsi: Wah kiya goal kia hay.

Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is me nhi, cricket me hota hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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