2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
Afridi ne 6 mara.
Pehla charsi: Wah kiya goal kia hay.
Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is me nhi, cricket me hota hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views
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