Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 861 views
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