Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa and Banta!

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

philosophy

Small things hurt a lot

For Example: u can sit on a mountain... but not on a pin

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Math teacher

Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 liters water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 liters. What will happen if he mixes 6 liters of water and 3 liters milk?

Jenny: I am not a milkman, how can I solve it?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)