Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 842 views

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Ka Vibration Mode

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisa Sabun Do

Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain
right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)