Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 973 views

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga

SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga

Mom: Q?

Son: job Karonga

Mom: 4TH CLass Parrh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?

Son: three CLass Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga..:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naswar

Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,

Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...

Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Madam to santa

Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

phtan ki mohnchian

1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)