A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 602 views

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

piYar or JanG

Jab piYar or JanG Me Sub Kuch JaayZ Hy,
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To PiYar Me HoNe Wala BaCHa NajaaZ Kyun Hy.:-D
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ReplY MasT;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Yar Aaj Maine Apni Bivi

Sardar:
Yar Aaj Maine Apni Bivi
Ko Kisi Aur K Sath Cinema Jatay Hue Dekha

Dost: Tou Un K Pechay Kyun Nahi Gae

Sardar:
Yar Maine Wo Film 4 Dafa Dekhi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)