Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay
Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?
Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.
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