Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views

O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Sher: O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Budha kisi jawan admi ka piyo

Uska khun garam hoga

Sher: nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar in Titanic

Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land

Sardar : 2 Kms

Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?

Sardar: Downwards

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Translate This Punjabi Sentence

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

FIRE ko aag kehte hain

FIRE ko aag kehte hain
COBRA ko naag kahte hain
GARDEN ko baag kahte hain
aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare use dimag kahte Hai!;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)