Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai
Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
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Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 570 views
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