Mirza Ghalib
Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.
Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 553 views
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