Makhian pecha nai churti

Larka parfum laga k bus me charha,
larki ne comment pas kia,
aj kal mortein supre ka use zayada hota hai.
Larka: pher bi makhain pecha nai churtien

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 520 views
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