A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,

Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

While walking in the highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by nadeem (few years ago!)

is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to

is jaahaa pe ledkiya nahi hoti to kya hota?
Goliyan sunsan,
college biran,
duniya pereshan,
tanha insan
... na janu na jaan,
har taraf bas
JAI HANUMAAN.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)