A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .
Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge
.America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .
Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Be sure you go

Be sure that you go straight home.

I can't; I live just round the corner!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newton was sitting under

Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 halki c muskuraht

1 halki c muskuraht
Hazaron dil jeet sakti hai
Hans k to dikhao

(@ .. @)
(<;;;;;;>)
O tera pala ho jay
Tu ty mera v hasa kad dita a

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan aur sardar

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)