Would You Like to Dance?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!
Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?
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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."
"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Khusre ki Death ho gai
Qabar mein Frishte Aye or Kaha k Utho or Hisab do
Khusra Tali mar k Bola
Maula khush rakhy
“Sano Ditta Ki C”?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)