Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-
Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba
Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar
Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga
Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1830 views

Pathan apni Parrosan se

Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!

Kya usay mana kia?


Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe?

FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe.

Aare Jiske Piche
11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke
Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi
Hogi Na

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ap ny pichly saal Eid per

Bivi:

ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,

Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?

Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

5 times :p

I never make the

same mistake twice.

I make it five or six

times, just to be sure :P ;)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

student life

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
.
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by inayat khan (few years ago!)