mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?
Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 544 views
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Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha
Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:
Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar-
barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon
Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Captain: Naujawanon Come Forward
Sardarji Does Not Move
Captain: You Did Not Move Forward, Why?
Sardarji: Oji You Said 9 Jawanon, I Was The 10th In Line!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin Gamlay Sameet.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.
Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.
Par Ham Indian Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar looking at name plate of air hostess above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar : that’s cute name…
DOOSRY walay ka naam nahin rakha kya??:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
.
“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!
by HAQ (few years ago!)