Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made
Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 754 views
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If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...
The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."
Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...
Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu To Customer Care Executive: Sir meri bakri sim kha kar bhag gayi hai…….
Executive: Toh mein kya karu….
Pappu: Dekho kahin roming mein toh nahi chali gayi….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ki girlfrend in romantic mood
“Ghar pe koi nahi hai Aa jao
Sardar:
“Tu mere ghar aja mery ghar mein sab log hain
tera dil laga rahega”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Writes An Essay On Father - Funny-jokes
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A SAD LOV STORY
1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..
Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre
Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?
Bivi Ne Tanzya kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai
Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,
Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."
Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?
Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,
Dawa pe likha hai,
"Sugar Free"
Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab pahuncha aur sardar se rasta puchne ko ruka: Huzoor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko?.
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Sardar: Sale de kar to dekh teri bakkal na taar dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)