Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka raaj bata rahe the, meri umar 80 saal hai magar mene kabhi cigret nahi pi, sharab nahi pi, jua nahi khela aur kabhi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh uthakar nahi dekha.

Banta: baba ji, mujhe hairat hai ki phir aap itne saal se kis liye jinda ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views

aik moqa aur

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek baap apni beti se

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Paalan-Poshan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)