Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka raaj bata rahe the, meri umar 80 saal hai magar mene kabhi cigret nahi pi, sharab nahi pi, jua nahi khela aur kabhi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh uthakar nahi dekha.

Banta: baba ji, mujhe hairat hai ki phir aap itne saal se kis liye jinda ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views

Munna bhai And Professor

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan friend sy..

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Memon Toothbrush Dena

Memon : Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho

Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kareena ko ladka hua

Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala

Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala

Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

janu i m missing u very much

girl on phone.
Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morninG….
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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.
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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)