Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka raaj bata rahe the, meri umar 80 saal hai magar mene kabhi cigret nahi pi, sharab nahi pi, jua nahi khela aur kabhi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh uthakar nahi dekha.

Banta: baba ji, mujhe hairat hai ki phir aap itne saal se kis liye jinda ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe
=Dosto=
Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVi ki baaton me aa
k delete Kr diya;->
<(‘-’) ) )> //, oye mrwa dita e molvi.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hum kia karen.

Ranjha ne bansri bajai heer daur k aai,

majnu ne been bajai laila bhag k aai

aur hum ne seeti bajai wo apne abu ko le aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

MC k hotel main

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha
hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas
garam ho raha hai!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boss : Where were you born ?

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)