Ek aadmi librarian se

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.

Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 643 views
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