A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 643 views

Girl ki insult boy se

Girl:me kaisi lag rhi hun ajj

abi beauty parlour se aaye hun


boy:to beauty parlour band tha kia?

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge

Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?

Husband: Bheek Mangny.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dhoni In Saari

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.

Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa and public are in full anger.

Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.

A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.

Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan bewakoof

Court Me faisla howa
90%Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Is pr Pathano ne kafi shor Machaya

Phir faisla howa
10%Pathan bewakoof nhi hote
Tb ja kr Mamla thanda howa.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)