Girl : I'm warning you

My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..

Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

During a software company interview

During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs from now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein
Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se
Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ka Pyar
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)