ek dihati nay "A" say "Z" tak angrazi(english)
k horuf(words) yaad karliya.
ek din os ki mulaqat ek shahri say huvi.
os nay shahri say pucha,
"tom kitnay paday ho?"
shahri nay kaha"BA" tak,
dihati ye sun kar hansa aor kaha "wah baboo,
do harf padliya aor wo b ultay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 814 views

Kisi ka Accident dekne

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ka Pyara Sa Sawal

Once A Girl Asked Pappu.

Girlfriend: “Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Measure Love, Trust, Friendship Why ???”

Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said

Pappu: “Dekh Janu, Dimaagh Mat Kha Already Physics Mein Fail Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Will u merry

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abnormal Daughter

Daughter Says To Her Mother:
- Mommy, They Say I Am Abnormal!
- Who So Says?
- Flies.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)