Congrats Santa ji, aap papa

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.

Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 691 views
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Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Thappar

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Filhal wohi wapas kardo

Sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia i love you
sardar guse me:jis ne sms kia hai us ko to me poch lun ga. Filhal us ka sms use wapas kar do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki.

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe Pata Tha
Chudail Tu Nahi
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. From that day onwards people
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ma Bi Wohi Khow

Aik Bivi Judge Se
Mujhe ApneHusband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi PakaowMera Husband Zid Karta HaiMa Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum Is Office Me kab Se

Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?

Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.

Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.

Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”

Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny

Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 Kanjoos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai

Kyun?
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Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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