Husband hamara aisa ho
GIRLS POEM.. . .
Husband hamara aisa ho.
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. . .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho.. . . . . .
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Jab saas se meri fight ho, toh kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho.
by pinkey (few years ago!) / 662 views
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