Santa reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 776 views
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Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Master : kanjus kise kahte hai
Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte
master : very good ek example batao
student : aapki beti.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
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Kid: My Papa Speaking !!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny
ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to
computer bolta he
“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main
switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko
bata dega to…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod diya
B: Lekin uski Mange Kya Thi
S: Shadi Ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki..
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5 Din Baad Wo Rote Huye Lauti..
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Dad : Ab Kyu Aayi Ho ??
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Ladki : Papa, Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla,
iPhone Bhi China Waala Tha..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain
by shahzad (few years ago!)