Santa reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.

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Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
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Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Bewi ka AFFAIR

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
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Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe

Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

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Bacha:
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12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.

Girl: Who’s the first?

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A Philosophy Professor asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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A Boy Said:
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Santa- ye le......
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