Santa reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

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Alele akele smose kha rhe ho

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Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

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Boy peeke Ghar aaya aur,

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zaruri

class teacher boli:

batao bacho zinda rehne k lye kya chez zaruri h

studant:
zor se bola
zinda rehne k lye teri kasam

ek mulakat zaruri h " sanam "

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Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women sobeautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

... Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?
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Priest: So that they will love you.

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Logo ko Pyar

Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese

mil jata hai humein to samose

key saath chatni bhi ni milti :P

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