Santa- yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta- kahan yar, na to yeh dharti me samati hai our, na he ise koi utha k le jata he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1109 views

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In A Cricket Ground..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U S til Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waiting For Highlights!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Brilliant Minds

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.

Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.

Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”

Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)