Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene
Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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